The Colbert Questionairre
- Best sandwich? Monte Cristo
- What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Socks with holes. My wife asks me to throw them out every time I put them on.
- What is the scariest animal? Hippopotamus
- Apples or oranges? Both are great and it depends on my mood. A grapefruit would beat both.
- Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Not that I recall, honestly.
- What do you think happens when we die? The foolish hope is a return to the divine.
- Favorite action movie? John Wick
- Favorite smell? Mint maybe?
- Least favorite smell? Seafood, broadly.
- Exercise: worth it? Yes. I try to do something 4-5 times per week.
- Flat or sparkling? Depends on my mood but often sparkling.
- Most used app on your phone? Signal probably
- You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? This is so difficult. Right now I'd probably say Vore by Sleep Token but it varies depending on day and mood.
- What number am I thinking of? 42
- Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? I’ll always hope for peace.
(First seen on Alexandra’s page and taken from here.)